we've had -- the tax, the church tax, we had the [inaudible] tax, we the grammy tax, panic at the pump. we had dinner, we country surface with rebekah brookes. [laughter] [laughter] he said the text remember? lol. [laughter] now what do we have? the minister murdoch becoming the minister for the national whole service. we have an international development secretary. she says she doesn't believe in international development. [laughter] again, e with have a party chairman who writes books about how to beat the recession under a false name. [laughter] i'm not making it up. i'm really not making it up. i have to say, if i was chairman of the conservative party, i would have a false name too. there it is. [applause] but here's my farted one, of course, -- my favorite one of all. he made an appointment in order to resign but david cameron was too competent to know that he wanted to resign. he's still in the government. they are so useless, they can't even resign properly. it's up to us. let he say to you, one tbhaition it another way of avoiding the difficult decisions. it's a way of making